Celebrity Drama: Angeline Jolie's pregnancy

Without a doubt, Angelina Jolie has somehow managed to metamorphisize from a crazy spastic bloodbearing emo - to a person who is now being compared a non-human god-like entity. WOW!

So of course - she went from being the crazy rage against the machine single woman , to the mother of the United Nations clan - and has now confirmed that she is pregnant with twins, walking the red carpet at the Cannes festival in the South of France. Go Angie Go! Homegirl has even been spotted wearing highheels, walking on their cobblestone floors with her bulging twin belly!

Jennifer Aniston probably feels like such crap seeing Brangelina together. Brad probably wondered what happend to his career after Angelina shoved him into the shadows, as her unadulterated sex slave. Although I must admit - when I first saw thier NON-adopted daughter Shiloh, I was a little disappointed. I thought for sure the two best looking people in Hollywood would for sure produce a Hottie McHot jr. (But then look at Demi Moore and Bruce Willis's kids...UGH! When genetics go sideways they REALLY create human catastrophes - not that I am being superficial or anything). Anyways - hold your horses, little Shiloh had to grow into her face, and she is looking much cuter these days and she really does seem to be carrying the best of Mommy & Daddy's features.

Now the twins will be interesting for sure! Especially cause Angie wants them to be birthed in the South of France - which is clear indication of the amount faith that she has in the American healthcare system - plus as Micheal Moore pointed out...in France healtcare is free for everyone. Too bad Angie didn't make it before France ruled that if you were not a citizen of France that you couldn't receive those benefits - sucks even more that the also ruled that they only way that you will ever be considered a citizen is if you are born there. So - the twins will be Frenchies - but not their celebs 'rents!