Celebrity Drama: Miley Cyrus and her milk

Well, today there is going to be alot of blogging about celebs. Why you ask? Because in our celeb obsessed culture, as of late - nothing, and I mean nothing is making more news than those people who make money off of our obsession with them. So I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

So Miley Cyrus - the billionaire ho bag - is now the "Got Milk" girl, with the nice white upper lip. I already know where this is heading...I hear all of the sex jokes ready on the tips of your tounges. You gotta give those Milk Marketers credit - I mean here it was that they saw scandal, and their dairy asses jumped all up in it. I mean I'm positive I am not the only blogger talking about her white upper lip, while in the back of our minds we are getting flashbacks of bra and panty webcam images of our 15 year old Disney cash cow.

Go there Billy Ray - you pimp you! I mean, I have no problem with parents or children that want to enter the entertainment industry. I mean as the parent you are there to protect your child from one of the harshest industries in the entire world, from all of the crooked and creepy pervs who exist solely to prey on young impressionable people. But you gotta wonder - with the whole Miley Cyrus, and Jamie Lynn Spears nonsense - what kind of parent ARE hollywood parents? It's understandable that these young stars are expected to grow up faster than the rest of the world - but here is the clincher for me...in terms of business and fashion I see a young Hollywood star being forced to handle things that are abnormal. Even the whole going to school and missing prom thing too! But I have yet to understand the relationship between half naked photos of underage Disney stars all over their MySpace accounts- and being a teenager growing up in Hollywood.

Is it that as a Hollywood parent you loose all sense of proper parenting? Is there a dollar amount that sits in your bank account and when you reach it your sense of morals and values disappear?

Oh well Miley - go on and make your billions - you little Disney tart you!

Celebrity Drama: Miley Cyrus's racy photos

Miley, Miley, Miley. Or should we say Billy, Billy, Billy. Her dad was at the shoot, and so was her Momma. So they all thought that she would look great being topless on a magazine cover. I have to say the Vanity Fair photo is definitely not as bad as her "personal photos" - so why wouldn't her dad endorse the future billionaire to be?

I'm not a dragon or living in a bubble...yes I get it, the world has changed and she is a teen growing up in Hollywood. She has the pressure to be perfect, and perhaps even more so, pressured to grow up a little faster than most teens, but Miley Cyrus has proved to me why my daughter or son will never be allowed to use a computer in their bedrooms. Miley has convinced me that I will have to have those parental security programs on my computer to track my children's activites, because with their cell phones having the ability to take photos, and with Facebook and MySpace dominating their existence - teens can go from hero to zero in a nanosecond.








Miley Cyrus is 15 years old. 15. Let me repeat that. 15 years old. I was 15, 10 years ago... so I haven't forgotten what it is to be 15. I was definitley boy crazy, that was something I clearly recall, falling in love with any boy that walked by me frankly. My girlfriend and I would look forward to going to the all ages clubs and Canada's Wonderland, so that our world could be full of handsome boys, short boys, gangsta boys, tall boys, muscle boys, gino boys, lots of boys.

I can't recall EVER, taking underwear shots with my girls, and NEVER letting anyone get their hands on them that is FOR SURE! I don't understand young hollywood - and I think that old hollywood and young hollywood are at a cross roads. I mean let's get real here, I am sure that there are many crack heads up in the ranks - but at least they kept that shiznat on the DL.

If I saw a photo of my 15 year old daughter flashing her panties and bras on the camera - the last thing I would do is let her pretend to be topless on Vanity Fair. I am not stating that it is not an artistic representation of whatever - but I would save the art for adulthood. Billy needs to take reign of the situation and look at the fall from grace Britney and the Olsen twins took. Fame and childhood seems to be toxic combo, and the last thing that any child needs, is to have parents who pimp her out for kick backs in their retirement. I used to think that Hannah Montanna was a safe bet, after Vanessa Hudgens bared her twat for the world to see and ruined my Highshool Musical innocense ...but Miley's pushing the envelope.

Bettcha at 18 we get a centerfold for Playboy! Bettcha Billy Ray will be there for those photos too!