You Say I'm a Bitch Like it's a Bad Thing....

Being the ever so savvy blog diva that I am, I am now running Google analytics on my site. I was originally running it for my stefanysingh.com site - because that is where my blog was originally featured. This however, has changed as this site is now housing my blog. Anywho, in my analysis of who actually cared about what I have to blog, unbeknownst to me...I discovered that there was link to my website from an outside force. With my curiosity taking control of the situations, my inner sleuth pulled up: www.mutinywrestling.com - where beautiful and scantily clad women fight men OR each other!

So I had to take a screen shot and show you. How nice. My banner with a link, close to the phrase: "Fight Sluts". Leave it to the internet, and all those pervy internet porn people. Now...you better not mess around because I will body slam your ass bee-otch!

Beautiful Inspirations: Follow up

As a follow up to my Cheyne Middle School visit, it seems that things have gone quite well. I was tagged on facebook by these young ladies - which I beleive to be a mertibale mention factor. If a bunch of 13 year olds ladies tagging you on facebook does not indicate hip factor - i don't know what does.

In my super laid back fashion I threw up the peace sign like the gangster that I am. A bonus was that the Brampton Gaurdian wrote about my visit.

You can check out the article by clicking here: http://www.northpeel.com/lifestyle/article/47893

Celebrity Drama: Why Lauren Conrad Pisses me Off

Ok. So I am fully coming out of the closet. I watch "The Hills". Yes. You heard me. I watch "The Hills."

I watched Lauren Conrad saunter through her highschool days in Orange County as the revered blonde princess; that is the ever too common of the "natural" females in the habitat of OC.

I followed her through her constant failed relationships with the men of the OC - who she thought was gorgeous, but the rest of the world thought looked like overgrown hobbits, and creepy looking pedohpiles (even though they were young...yes ironic I know).

YES! I have watched Lauren Conrad with her Chanel purse that ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD USE! It's all true. And I am ashamed. And now here it is. In the public, for all too see.

So here it is; Lauren pisses me off. She is so absolutely useless that it is UNREAL. If she's not telling her friends how to live their lives so they can be as virtuous as her - then people are very painfully trying to extract words to create a semi -sorta like coversation - with her, that will revolve around and about her.

The whole reason why everyone watches this show, is so that we can all confirm the truth: that if you are born into wealth; talent and education do not make a shitting difference. What is truly valued in this world is that your parents have enough money to send you to an Art Institute, because they do not need to worry about your financial stability in the future. What matters is really who you know, and that you have a television show that teens who wish they were rich and had connections like you, watched.

My sister delicately debates with me that "Lauren is a nice girl - she is just retarded." I take offence to that, because I believe that many people with special needs have a lot more to offer than Lauren Conrad.

Lauren is unable to have substantial relationships with boys, because she has nothing substantial to offer. I would say that she is a cute looking girl - but hands down...now that Heide got her rhinoplasty and breast augmentation done - she BLOWS LC out of the water. Especially because she actually keeps her hair in healthy and shining condition versus blow dried and fried. I'd be Heide's friend - because at least she is a stupid douche bag, whereas Lauren is an undercover douche bag.

BTW - are there any people out there dumb enough to be buying her rip off 70's gear at ree-dock-u-lous prices?

The other thing that pisses me off about Lauren Conrad - is her buddy over there - Lo Bosworth, or Worthless or whoever she is. Someone needs to clarify this - WHO IS LO & Why does she look like a treasure troll???? Please! Help me understand: why Heide got a nose job when she was not all that unattractive to begin with - but Lo has to stay looking the way she does??? I am not being superficial - I am just culminating all that I have learned from the depth that is "The Hills". I mean - how does a treasure troll get to be the one making witty, snide, somewhat mean comments - did anyone remind her that if she looked in the mirror it would be very hard to see her whole face as a result of the massive holes in it, that are her nostrils?

And seriously, can we talk about someone whose parents did not love them enough to pay any attention them? If you have been watching the latest episodes of "The Hills", one will notice that Lo feels very threatened by the alcoholic that is Audrina. (I would also like to know what do Audrina's parent's do for a living that has her hooked up, and washed up?) Also as long as Audrina does not open her mouth, she is by far the best looking girl on that show, with the best bod - hence her lead in that movie that is sure to be a blockbuster...

Anywho,as a shamless lemming of the show, I'll at least keep having a reason for LC To piss me off while I wonder how low is Lo, and will she ever get her own bridge to be in charge of? Maybe if she charges enough to cross it she can get her nose down too!

Celebrity Drama: Angeline Jolie's pregnancy

Without a doubt, Angelina Jolie has somehow managed to metamorphisize from a crazy spastic bloodbearing emo - to a person who is now being compared a non-human god-like entity. WOW!

So of course - she went from being the crazy rage against the machine single woman , to the mother of the United Nations clan - and has now confirmed that she is pregnant with twins, walking the red carpet at the Cannes festival in the South of France. Go Angie Go! Homegirl has even been spotted wearing highheels, walking on their cobblestone floors with her bulging twin belly!

Jennifer Aniston probably feels like such crap seeing Brangelina together. Brad probably wondered what happend to his career after Angelina shoved him into the shadows, as her unadulterated sex slave. Although I must admit - when I first saw thier NON-adopted daughter Shiloh, I was a little disappointed. I thought for sure the two best looking people in Hollywood would for sure produce a Hottie McHot jr. (But then look at Demi Moore and Bruce Willis's kids...UGH! When genetics go sideways they REALLY create human catastrophes - not that I am being superficial or anything). Anyways - hold your horses, little Shiloh had to grow into her face, and she is looking much cuter these days and she really does seem to be carrying the best of Mommy & Daddy's features.

Now the twins will be interesting for sure! Especially cause Angie wants them to be birthed in the South of France - which is clear indication of the amount faith that she has in the American healthcare system - plus as Micheal Moore pointed out...in France healtcare is free for everyone. Too bad Angie didn't make it before France ruled that if you were not a citizen of France that you couldn't receive those benefits - sucks even more that the also ruled that they only way that you will ever be considered a citizen is if you are born there. So - the twins will be Frenchies - but not their celebs 'rents!

Celebrity Drama: Miley Cyrus and her milk

Well, today there is going to be alot of blogging about celebs. Why you ask? Because in our celeb obsessed culture, as of late - nothing, and I mean nothing is making more news than those people who make money off of our obsession with them. So I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

So Miley Cyrus - the billionaire ho bag - is now the "Got Milk" girl, with the nice white upper lip. I already know where this is heading...I hear all of the sex jokes ready on the tips of your tounges. You gotta give those Milk Marketers credit - I mean here it was that they saw scandal, and their dairy asses jumped all up in it. I mean I'm positive I am not the only blogger talking about her white upper lip, while in the back of our minds we are getting flashbacks of bra and panty webcam images of our 15 year old Disney cash cow.

Go there Billy Ray - you pimp you! I mean, I have no problem with parents or children that want to enter the entertainment industry. I mean as the parent you are there to protect your child from one of the harshest industries in the entire world, from all of the crooked and creepy pervs who exist solely to prey on young impressionable people. But you gotta wonder - with the whole Miley Cyrus, and Jamie Lynn Spears nonsense - what kind of parent ARE hollywood parents? It's understandable that these young stars are expected to grow up faster than the rest of the world - but here is the clincher for me...in terms of business and fashion I see a young Hollywood star being forced to handle things that are abnormal. Even the whole going to school and missing prom thing too! But I have yet to understand the relationship between half naked photos of underage Disney stars all over their MySpace accounts- and being a teenager growing up in Hollywood.

Is it that as a Hollywood parent you loose all sense of proper parenting? Is there a dollar amount that sits in your bank account and when you reach it your sense of morals and values disappear?

Oh well Miley - go on and make your billions - you little Disney tart you!

Helllllooooo???? Is anyone out there?

I would love to beleive that anyone actually cared about my thoughts and opinions - well I guess sometimes people do...who actually knows. I was checking my stats for this blog, and well...they were pretty hurting. LOL. At least I can laugh to myself.



So tonight we are holding a casting for Miss Latina Mississauga at this restaurant in Mississauga, and there is this lovely woman that I have known over the last couple of years that has been putting it together for my company. She really is quite a character let me tell you! She is puertorican, and while that might be common in the states I can assure that you neighbours to the North don't have many puertoricans here.


Anywho - she is kinda like Charro. I'm not sure whether she would take that as an insult or not - I hope not - because she is really very sexy and very comical all in one. I hope it all goes well!

We also held another regional pageant last weekend. The winner there was stunning needless to say. In fact - I would have to say it was by far the most attractive group of ladies that we saw try out for this, so it was a really tough competition.

I wonder how it will go at the nationals. I so need to update the Miss Latina Canada blog it's ridiculous!

You Say I'm a Bitch Like it's a Bad Thing....

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